10 things you can do if you feel like being a dick.

Some days you need to treat yourself to the simpler pleasures of being a complete asshole. I mean, it's never fun to see anyone seriously hurt but sometimes it's worth it for a good laugh. They say laughter is the best medicine so anything that makes you laugh must be good right? Maybe not but I figured I'd give you some ideas anyways.

1. Talk about something to the person next to you that you know they have no interest in.
2. Make paper throwing stars with your blog URL and litter the office with them.
3. Create a new cartoon character of your boss and design a pornographic comic strip based around them. Post it on your blog.
   
4. Go and listen to someone's problem and convince them that they are at fault.
5. Sign up your friends on gay porn email lists.
6. Discuss your favorite subject with random people and ignore what they have to say.
7. Call up random people and try to hold a conversation with them in a drunk Irish accent. If they hang up right away, phone them back a few times before moving on.
   
8. Laugh at a child if they if you see them crying.
   
9. Try to brainwash your co-worker with subliminal messages throughout the year.
10. Sing old annoying catchy songs out loud. Hopefully, you'll get the song stuck in people's heads for the rest of the day. Try to seem like you're having a great time singing. Even better if you can't sing.

I'm sure that some of these suggestions will help fill that emptiness within your black heart and feed your hunger for dickishness. Have yourself a fun day.